Bikeslut.com

Bikeslut Photos moving

After a lot of consideration, I’ve decided to change this site and move all the photos. I originally conceived this as an all-in-one site for photos I’ve shot while on the road, some videos, and general motorcycle information for the So-Cal area; weather, road conditions, etc. But in the past year I’ve been taking more and more photos of other events (weddings, private parties, concerts, sporting events, and kid’s events) that just don’t fit well under the bikeslut.com domain. For many of them I’ve placed them on other domains I have, like ‘hidden’ sites under MyFriendsHateMe.com, but its been increasingly difficult to manage multiple sites. In addition to the increased variety of photos, I haven’t been able to get on the bike as much as I really want to. Most recently it was due to injury, but the past year was busy with kids and other events.

I don’t have the new domain and site set-up yet; I’m not even sure of the domain yet! (Have a suggestion? Send it to me.) I do know that this site will remain for motorcycle information, and I’m planning to return the road conditions section (which seemed to be most popular of the site), as well as retaining MyFriendsHateMe.com (and promoting people to post their own photos there as well). Once I have the new site setup, I’ll make sure that all links going there.

And don’t worry, if I’m hosting your wedding/party/event photos and you have a link to them, I’ll do my absolute best to make sure that your links still work!!

-Darryl

Don’t do this!!!

Okay, I can’t help posting this…BUT…
this is bad…
you shouldn’t do this…
you really really shouldn’t…
don’t…
this is not safe…
it may be entertaining to watch…
….BUT DON’T DO THIS!!!!!!

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Scholarship Fund Established in Memory of Motorcyclist

On December 22, 2007, 24-year-old Kurt Brown of Chico was killed in a motorcycle accident on Rice Road, south of Lomita Avenue, in Ojai, CA. Kurt was visiting relatives in Ojai.

Kurt BrownThe Kurt Brown Memorial Scholarship Fund has been established through the North Valley Community Foundation to honor this young man. Kurt was an accomplished draftsman and aspiring young architect who had already won awards for his sustainable “green” architecture designs. Kurt lived in Chico, Calif., where he worked for a commercial design firm. His recent projects included the design for a strip mall, custom homes and business remodels; he even designed and built a 700-square-foot deck at his mother’s home in Ojai. Kurt is survived by his mother and father, Bonnie and Ken, both of Ojai; sisters and brother-in-law Teresa Brown, of Ojai, and Sara (Brown) Epstein and Jeff Epstein of Oak Park; grandmothers, Jenny Delperdang and Velda Brown; along with a huge family of friends.

The Brown family created the Kurt Brown Memorial Scholarship Fund to benefit students majoring in Architecture, Environmental Sciences and Construction Management at Cal State University at Chico and Butte and Cuesta Community Colleges.

Donations can be made through the North Valley Community Foundation, or at Ojai Community Bank.

The e-mail you never want

Although nothing to do with motorcycles, the site I discuss below seemed to me to be worth getting the word out. (Besides, aside from riding what the heck do I know about riding.)

Its a quiet morning, your sipping your coffee and sorting through your new e-mails. Mixed in with the messages from close personal friends in Nigeria, the latest Ticketmaster offers for stuff you don’t want to see, and the e-mail from your mom saying that she finally figured out how to upload those (embarrassing) childhood photos, you spot a strange new message:

From: getchecked@inspotla.org
Subject: e-Card from a concerned friend re: your health - via inSPOT LA
I didn’t know I had [insert an STD of your choice here] when we were together. You should get tested.

isis - internet sexuality information services - is a non-profit organization, established in 2001. From the isis website:

Internet Sexuality Information Services, Inc., established May, 2001, is a nonprofit 501(c)(3) organization dedicated to developing and using Internet technologies to prevent disease transmission and enhance sexual well-being of individuals and communities. Our mission is to provide leadership, innovation, educational resources and research in online sexual health promotion.

Perhaps the most attention-getting service they have is inSPOT; the Internet Notification Service for Partners Or Tricks. The inSPOT site allow you to notify a partner - or partners - via e-mail that you’ve been exposed to an STD, advising them to get tested. The pre-formatted e-cards include a link back to links to inSPOT where you can learn about the specific STD, find local clinics, and general information about STD Cures and Treatments.

Visiting inSPOT you’re first presented with options for 8 different cites, 8 different states, and 3 international locations. The location you choose will determine the links the recipient(s) receive when they click on the e-card. Los Angeles for example will give you information about clinics in the Los Angeles County. After choosing a location you choose whether you want information yourself, or if you want to “Tell them” about the STD.

Once you choose to “tell them” you’re presented with a choice of e-cards to send, each containing a very brief “I’m sorry” message. Some of the messages are slightly humorous - “I got screwed while screwing, you might have too.” - but you get the option to add your owe text to it later. Select your card, get past the captcha, and then you can finish editing your message. After you enter an optional, short, personal message to be included, you choose the STD in question from a pull-down list:
   Chlamydia
   Crabs and Scabies
   Gonorrhea
   Hepatitis A
   Molluscum Contagiosum
   Non-Gonococcal Urethritis (NGU)
   Syphilis

You can then enter the e-mail addresses of up to sex partners from the last six months, (don’t worry, they don’t expose the recipients’ e-mail addresses to the other recipients) and then either enter your e-mail address or choose to send the message anonymously. (It appears that different options are available for different locations as well. An LA card will ask for your zip code, for statistics, but the California card does not. The source code of the page also shows there’s thought about asking the sender’s gender, orientation, and where they were diagnosed. Perhaps some locations ask this information and some do not.)

My first concern with the whole thing is privacy; does inSPOT retain the senders’ and recipients’ e-mail addresses? According to their FAQ:

The anonymous/confidential nature of the site cannot be maintained if records are kept regarding the persons sending or receiving e-cards. We do not collect any identifying information about the ecard senders or recipients, nor the personal messages that may be added to the cards.

While I hope to never have to send a card, nor get one, this seems like a great idea. Telling a partner about an STD can be very difficult, and using this service lets you do it without being face-to-face with the person. As inSPOT states, much of the information is relevant to everyone and can be used by anyone, anywhere.

And no, I did not send or receive one of the cards. I heard about the site on the KROQ, 106.7, Kevin and Bean morning show.

How not to get laid on St. Valentine’s Day

While the romantic notions behind Valentine’s Day have little or nothing to do with any of the Saint Valentines (yes, there are more than one), and we have Geoffrey Chaucer to thank for Valentine’s Day being the greeting card event that it has become, I doubt Chaucer nor the Saints had any of these gifts in mind for February 14th:

14 Valentine’s Day Gifts Guaranteed to Not Get You Laid
Included in the list over at cracked.com are:
    Cocksox
    Nookii Bear
    Play-Doh Cologne
and don’t forget
    Q-Pig; the rapping pig

A nod to my friend Katherine - a much better blogger than I - at Kosmoblog for seeing this before me.

“On The Pipe 4″ World Premiere

Taken from the Powerbands MySpace page:

“On The Pipe 4″ World Premiere at Santa Barbara International Film Festival and afterparty show with the band Strung Out

When: Wednesday, January 30, 9:00PM

Jay, Mike and Lia want to invite you to see their film “On The Pipe 4 - Another Score” this Wednesday January 30th at VICTORIA HALL 9PM in Santa Barbara. (33 W. Victoria Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101)

ON THE PIPE FOUR is the most well rounded international motocross film ever assembled. Shot entirely on super 16mm film and HD, it features more than 10 helicopter shoots, one 35-foot jib crane arm, and numerous dolly shots.

We are also having an AFTERPARTY (10pm) hosted by Red Bull immediately following the screening. The afterparty will be at VELVET JONES nightclub located 423 State Street in downtown Santa Barbara. Performing at our afterparty is the punk rock band STRUNG OUT.

TICKETS for the movie will be available at the screening and through the film festival’s box office at the Lobero Theatre (805-963-0761).

PLEASE INVITE your friends, family, and anyone you know who likes motocross. Please COME EARLY to Victoria Hall -

Newbury Park Kidnapping

See the Ventura County Sheriff’s Bulletin, or the article below from ABC7 website, where they have a sketch of the suspect.

NEWBURY PARK (KABC) — An 11-year-old girl is grabbed right off the street in a gated community but escapes her would-be kidnapper. It happened at Ventu Park Road and Ramona Drive in Newbury Park.

In Newbury Park, police are searching for the suspect.

Sheriff’s officials say that suspect was still at large Monday afternoon. The suspect’s van was recently seen parked outside that gated community.

Authorities are just happy that the little girl that was abducted by the suspect over the weekend was able to escape unharmed.

In a gated community in Newbury Park, Sheriff’s officials say a man abducted an 11-year-old girl over the weekend. They say she was standing near her house when the suspect pulled up in a van.

“She heard the van come up behind her but she wasn’t paying much attention to it,” said Chief Dennis Carpenter, Ventura Co. Sheriff’s Dept. “He just grabbed her and scooped her up and got her into the van. He threw her into the van before she knew realized what was happening.”

Authorities say within seconds the little girl was able to fight her way out of the car and run home.

“She was just kicking and screaming and fighting and hitting him,” said Chief Carpenter. “We think he may have struck her, and she was able to fight herself away. The driver’s door was partially open, and I think she just pushed her way against it and he pushed her on out of the way and drove off.”

Authorities are now looking for the suspect and his van, described as light or dark green in color, 1980s model domestic van or conversion van, with two light-green horizontal stripes, tinted windows, and double doors on the back. The license plate ends with numbers “214.”

One witness said he had seen that van parked outside his neighborhood over the last few weeks.

“I was pretty mad at myself for not writing down the license plate like I said I was going to do after I saw it two days in a row,” said neighbor Scott Rosenfeld. “And then I went away on a trip and I kind of blew it off, and then when I got back from the trip last night, I heard that it had happened.”

Authorities believe the suspect could have easily gotten into the neighborhood by following a car, or when the gates were recently repaired.

Parents here are now keeping a close eye on their children.

“We have the ‘Safety for Kids’ video,” said neighbor Shalini Solanki. “I want to show it to my son one more time and talk to him. We didn’t expect that — this is a gated community and we’ve never had a problem like this.”

Sheriff’s officials have released a composite sketch of the suspect. They describe him as a white man in his 40s; 5 feet 10 inches tall; with a medium build and long blond hair.

If you have seen the suspect or his van, you are asked to call the Ventura County Sheriff’s Dept. at (805) 494-8259.

The REAL Stars

I think I now have a book to go read…

I’ve been busy…blah…blah…blah…

Its now been over a month since I’ve posted anything here and in that time we’ve seen the holiday season come and go, welcomed in New Year, had people I know affected by the flood in Fernley, NV, revamped one website, started work on a another, been to a concert (or was it two), recovered from a hard drive crash, and been making sure that life in general goes on; work, kids, house, friends, etc. But, unfortunately, nowhere in there do I mention that I’ve been riding or out taking photos of other bikes and riders. In fact, I’m trying to remember when the last time was that I’ve been riding.

It feels like the past few posts that I’ve made have been nothing more than “I haven’t been posting” in nature. (I haven’t actually looked back though.) Whether or not I post isn’t something that I seem to think about until I actually go to do it, and I’m really not that concerned whether or not I post, but I would like to be riding more. I’ve been taking plenty of photos, just not motorcycle related. The recent photos have been mainly private parties - New Year’s Eve, my kid’s birthdays - and out on Friday nights with friends.

Well, rather than rambling on here I’m going to hit ‘publish’ now and get this up, then another right behind it, then tonight work on some of my other sites…then make sure I have them all linked together…

Planning is one thing, doing is another…

‘Twas the night before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas
Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of “Thanks Santa”–what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money
The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better.
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes if that ain’t damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days they all are the pits
They want the impossible
Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls…Their arms, legs and heads

I made a ton of yo yo’s
No request for them,
They want computers and robots…
they think - I’m IBM!

Flying through the air…dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

I’m quitting this job there’s just no enjoyment
I’ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There’s no Christmas this year,
now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde.
I’m going SOUTH for the season.